Deadbeats

RoMP: Purveyors of Sagging Gusset Love It

Posted by The Powers That Be, Friday, 2 November 2007 at 6:00 am, EDT

OI! Read this! NOW, I told you!

It was bound to happen one day of course, national exposure, a spread in a major newspaper filled almost entirely with my work.

If ONLY it hadn’t been the fucking Sport…

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Gx

Categories: Life On Mars, Published Work, TV writer man, The Books, publishing, writing

Many Comments, oh yes. 6 in total.

Comment from I.A.M.

Left on Friday , 2 November of 2007 at 3:18 pm, EDT

If it weren’t for the bit in the very middle, I’d call it an advert.

According to Amazon.co.uk, you’re the author of the #2 Humour best seller right now. And they’re only charging £5.99! Less than the Humdrumming Book of Horror Stories!

Here’s someone’s review of your efforts from the same page:

3 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Thoughts of Chairman Gene, 28 Oct 2007
By Tony Williams (Carbondale, Il United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This book is a real gem and my title is not accidental. A little bit larger in size than the famous “Little Red Book”, the inside cover features a picture of the Guv reminding one of Mao’s photo in that earlier production. But whereas the Little Red Book” was more serious in nature, this is a lot more fun as well as also being a key product of its historical era. LIFE ON MARS was a pioneering television series that finally ended some ten years of mediocre television drama and opened the way for other achievements. These “Rules” reflect the unseen presence of “The Guv” prompting the new plainclothesman (”plonks” are naturally not recognized and their presence grudgingly admitted) into an awareness of 1973 police work. Also, the multiple choice tests, with scores by young Chris Skleton, are much more hilarious than any boring multiple choice test for school A levels or immigration tests. It is a great follow up to a great series and a suitable companion volume to the author’s co-authored work on Season One of the series. Yes, it is much cheaper on amazon,com. wherever one is in the world and whatever the exchange rate. A definite buy for all real fans of the series suitably aged with faked non-acid free paper with marks of pint glass rims soiling the pages and other items easily identifiable with the Guv. Guy Adams has done a great job.

And if you need it, here’s the link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R2946HWOT6HRTZ/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm/

Comment from Cotts

Left on Thursday , 8 November of 2007 at 1:21 pm, EST

It is a great book mate, you should be proud of yourself.

Thank for the copy too, it came a few days ago. How is it selling, do you know yet?

Ian - you detailed before how a computer could be fixed in three easy steps. Would you be so kind as to repeat them please as obviously I can’t go back into the post?

Comment from iamiam

Left on Saturday , 10 November of 2007 at 6:25 am, EST

Ian - you detailed before how a computer could be fixed in three easy steps.

I did? Really?

Would you be so kind as to repeat them please as obviously I can’t go back into the post?

Well, the post may soon be back but sadly all of the comments have gone ka-blooey! The Way-Back Machine doesn’t take a ’snapshot’ that deep into a blog, so sadly all of our comments about Guy’s cock are gone from here forever. We;ll have to make more, obviously.

But to return to your question.

  1. locate window
  2. pick-up computer in both hands
  3. heave computer out window located in step one

E-mail me at iam+AT+IAMIAM+DOT+ca, tell me what’s the problem and I’ll see what I can sort.

Maybe. If you’re nice.

Comment from "Little" Phil J

Left on Tuesday , 20 November of 2007 at 6:57 am, EST

Nice work there… I’ve got my copy.

Comment from Cotts

Left on Thursday , 22 November of 2007 at 9:35 am, EST

How come you have become ‘little’ Phil?

Is it the recent cold snap?

Comment from serendipity

Left on Monday , 7 January of 2008 at 7:15 pm, EST

oi Adams!

why didn’t i get a copy?!?

am still waiting for other promised goods.. a girl could take offence y’know!

don’t need a copy as it happens.. my mum bought it for me for christmas after i updated her on you glittering career.

hope you had a top birthday.. sorry i’m late in the greeting.

x

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Guy Adams used to dress up and pretend he was someone else. Then he swapped acting for writing. This proves that not only is he a compulsive liar he is also something of an idiot. He is responsible for the novels 'More Than This' and 'The Imagineer' (under the name of Gregory Ashe) as well as the Deadbeat series of novellas. There are a few short stories with his name on and he wrote the words for he official 'Life On Mars Companion' which paid more than the lot of them put together. [More]

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