Deadbeats

Bitterness Cutaway

Posted by The Powers That Be, Tuesday, 13 June 2006 at 7:57 pm, EDT

Most upset. That little snot William Grantham (aged 9) won the Blue Peter “Design a Doctor Who Monster” Competition, the grand prize being the realization of his design into the series. Here it is, Peter Kay as ‘The Abzorbaloff‘ due to air next Saturday in the episode titled “Love and Monsters“.

It was a bloody fix I tell you. I had the competition nailed. My creation, a handsome young actor/writer who sought world domination by repeatedly attacking Billie Piper with his cock would have been a major asset to the pantheon of monstrous creations the series has birthed over its 43 years. Someone must have bribed that Scot Git Tennant not to pick it, it was blatantly the best entry and I would have happily played the part myself to save on budget.

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Categories: Anorakism, Doctor Who, TV writer man, You're Wrong, attacking Billie Piper with my cock, horror

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Guy Adams used to dress up and pretend he was someone else. Then he swapped acting for writing. This proves that not only is he a compulsive liar he is also something of an idiot. He is responsible for the novels 'More Than This' and 'The Imagineer' (under the name of Gregory Ashe) as well as the Deadbeat series of novellas. There are a few short stories with his name on and he wrote the words for he official 'Life On Mars Companion' which paid more than the lot of them put together. [More]